Extras:
Editor on Newspaper. Website deisgner ( all)
Intern on Las Vegas Review Journal Newspaper (jr sr)
NHS (sr)
VP and Sec. of Nevada Junior Classical League (Latin Club) (all)
All academic team Captain (all)
Statewide Teen Forum school delegate (jr/sr)
Boy’s State delegate (jr)
Business Mgr of Gawad Kalinga Philipino Comm Service Club. (Only registered high school club in USA)
Went to philippines as part for a month. Built houses.(sr)
JV Baseball (fresh/soph) captain
Yearbook Photog. (all)
Founder of Student Radio. Broadcasts all major athletic events (jr/sr)
Founder of Politics Club (jr/sr)
Forensics (Senior yr.)
Band (fr)
AP Club sec. (jr/sr)

Awards:
14 personal local newspaper awards, newspaper entity won 10 (including best in city of LV) (all)
3 Nationally awarded Graphic Design awards at journalism conference (so/jr/sr)
Published photog in Schmapp London guide book (jr/sr)
Won Best Photograph, class magazine (jr)
3 time student of the month (all)
National Latin Honor Society Scholar Award (jr/sr)
JV Best Pitcher (so)

Comm Service:
Local little league 30hrs
Relay For Life Region Coordinator (all yrs)
Thespians 16hrs (all)
Elementary School tutoring 15 hrs (all)
Student Service (clean school) 30 hrs (jr/sr)
Graphic Design, Ambience Candles 10 hrs (jr/sr)
Las Vegas Marathon 20 hrs (all yrs)
Blood Donor

Work:
Intern- LVRJ
Intern- The Truman National Security Project (Lobbyist group in DC) (jr/sr)
-Social networking, graphic design-designed Pamphlet distributed to candidates at 08 Democratic National Convention
Intern- The Work Place (social work in Boston) (jr summer)
-graphic design and office work
Clark County Elections (so/jr)
-computer clerk for 08 elections
Desert WIllow Golf Course (sr)
-Caddy/Sales Associate
UFLAccess.com (sr)
-writer, press for local UFL team in Vegas.

Hobbies:
Graphic Design
Radio/Writing
Amateur DJ

Misc.
Essay was published in ehow.com’s ’10 "Best College Essays"
I feel like my grades hurt me badly, but I feel like my ec’s are more than above average.

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”
The Second Funniest Joke ever:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute.

“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

The Funniest jokes in different countries:

Here are some of the top jokes in different countries:

The Funniest Joke in England and the United Kingdom:

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

The Funniest Joke in the U.S.

The American data proved to be somewhat strange. Dave Barry is a well known humourist whose columns are syndicated in many American newspapers. In January 2002 he kindly devoted an entire column to LaughLab. At the end of the column he urged readers to submit jokes that simply ended with the punch line:
‘There’s a weasel chomping on my privates.’

Within just a few days we had received over 1500 ‘weasel chomping’ jokes.

One weasel joke scored very highly in the USA and almost became the funniest joke in America. Here it is:

At the parade, the Colonel noticed something unusual going on and asked the Major: “Major Barry, what the devil’s wrong with Sergeant Jones’ platoon? They seem to be all twitching and jumping about.”
“Well sir,” says Major Barry after a moment of observation. “There seems to be a weasel chomping on his privates.”

However, ignoring the weasels, the top American joke was…

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

The Funniest Joke in Canada

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.

The Funniest Joke in Austria

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What’s WRONG with me, Doctor!?”
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain’t nothing wrong with your eyesight….”

The Funniest Joke in Belgium.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

The Funniest Joke in Germany

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That’s not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to

2. Turn your cap right, your head isn’t crooked.

3. Let’s get this straight; it’s called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you’re going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

4. They are cattle. That’s why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don’t like it? I-40 goes east and west, I-65 goes north and south. Pick one.

5. So you have a ,000 car. We’re impressed. We have 0,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year.

6. So every person in the south waves. It’s called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.

7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don’t have it up to your ear at the time.

8. Yeah, we eat catfish &; crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It’s available at the corner bait shop.

9. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It’s a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.

10. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age.

11. No, there’s no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef’s Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham & turkey.

12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup!

Oh, yeah…. We don’t care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat… IT AIN’T REAL CHILI!!

13. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

14. College and High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.

15. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don’t hit the water hazards — it spooks the fish.

16. Colleges? We have them all over. We have State Universities, Universities, and Vo-techs. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at everybody when they come home for the holidays.

17. We have more folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines. So don’t mess with us. If you do, you will get whipped by the best.

18. The south is the greatest!! If you are from the south you are part of the best people in the USA!!

1.Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
2.Turn your cap right, your head isn’t crooked.
3.Let’s get this straight; it’s called a “gravel road.” I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matt how slow you drive, you’re going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.
4.They care cattle. That’s why they smell to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don’t like it? I-20 goes ease and west, I-75 goes north and south. Pick one.
5.So you have a ,000 car. We’re impressed. We have 0,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 wks a yr.
6.So every person in the south waves. It’s called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.
7.If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don’t have it up to your ear at the time.
8.Yeah, we eat catfish and crawfish. You really want sushi, caviar? It’s available at the corner bait shop.
9.The “Opener” refers to the first day of deer season. It’s a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.
10.We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age.
11.No, there’s no “vegetarian special” on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chefs Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham and turkey.
12.When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, veggies, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup!
13.You bring “coke” into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring “Mary Jane” into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.
14.College and High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.
15.Yeah, we have golf courses. But don’t hit the water hazards it spooks the fish.
16.Colleges? We have them all over. We have State Universities, Universities, and Vo-tech. They come outta there with an education plus a love for GOD, and country, and they still wave at everybody when they come for the holidays.
17.We have more folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines. So don’t mess with us. If you do, you will get whipped by the best.
18.The south is the greatest!! If you are from the south you are part of the best people in the USA!!

I play 3 sports wrestling football and baseball i also might want to play soccer. I also snowboard and skate board.

My family is not poor and also not rich so if i go to boarding school i would need finacal aid. Is it worth going and is there a better chance to get into a good college. What do u think my chances of getting in are.

And also can u name some schools in the northeastern usa. Also tell me witch school u think i have the best chance to get into.

Also i have had a job as a caddy at my golf course since may.

And next year i also want to do some community service.